Your "stars" are in bad condition these days:
Once a PERSON went to PANDIT(ASTROLOGER) and showed his hand for his next coming Future,
ASTROLOGER: My son your stars are in very bad conditions these days, so it will effect u badly in the future,
PERSON: Sir, can't u do any treatment for me,
ASTROLOGER: Yes my son treatment prayer is possible, But it will take expence upto $1000, but i'll do it for u with the nominal price just $750,
PERSON: Sir i am not having this much money,
ASTROLOGER: Ok my child now i am giving u heavy discount,
That is only for u just $350,
That is only for u just $350,
PERSON: Again, Sir i am very poor person i am not having this much money,
ASTROLOGER: Ok my child by seeing ur so poor condition, I'll do it for u just $50,
PERSON: Again, Very innocently, Sir i am not having this much money,
ASTROLOGER: Great! Than go my child and enjoy urself, U are not having just $50, SO HOW CAN STARS EFFECT U.
Yogi Joke:
Three yogis are performing a meditative vigil in a cave high in the Himalayas. One day there is a sound outside of the cave. Six months later one of the yogis says, "that was a tiger." The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, "that wasn't a tiger it was a lion. Again the cave falls silent. About two years later the third yogi says, "If you two don't stop arguing I'm leaving."
Are u now a donkey?
One day one man went to a saint and said
sir i have heard about you ,that peoples are taking
number of blessing and wishes from you ,and i have heard that ur blessings and wishes does not go empty, i also want one wish , please give me one wish, the saint said ,what is your wish my child, the man answered that my wish is that i want to become a man in my next birth, the saint answered, are u now a DONKEY do now what do you want to do in your preasent birth.
sir i have heard about you ,that peoples are taking
number of blessing and wishes from you ,and i have heard that ur blessings and wishes does not go empty, i also want one wish , please give me one wish, the saint said ,what is your wish my child, the man answered that my wish is that i want to become a man in my next birth, the saint answered, are u now a DONKEY do now what do you want to do in your preasent birth.
One day the god appears:
One day, one drunken person, did too much meditation as a devotion to god, suddenlly the god appers ,god said i am very happy with u and i am giving u one wish u can take any thing , the drunken person , just give me a bottle of wine which have the feature to refill automatically after drinking, god said there is one free wish with your wish u can also take anything else, after thinking a lot the drunken person said, just give me one more bottle like this.
Osho Jokes on Little Ernie:
Osho Jokes on Little Ernie:
Little Ernie goes up to his father after school one day. "Dad," says Ernie, "the teacher started talking about economics today and I don't understand a thing."
"Well," says his father thinking for a moment. "Put it this way: In this household, I bring in the money, so I am capital. Your mom does the housekeeping; that is management. The maid does the work -- she is labor. And your baby brother, well, he is the future."
Little Ernie wakes up in the middle of the night when his baby brother screams to have his diaper changed. Ernie goes to his parents' room to find his mother fast asleep. He then goes to the maid's room to find his father making love to the maid. So he changes the diaper himself. As he gets back into bed, little Ernie reflects, "Now, I understand economics. Management is asleep, capital is screwing labor and the future stinks."
Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasruddin:
Mulla Nasruddin's twenty-fifth wedding anniversary came, and he was going out of his house that day. His wife felt a little peeved, because she was expecting he would do something and he was just moving in a routine way. So she asked, "Nasruddin, have you forgotten what day it is?"
Nasruddin said, "I know."
Then she said, "Then do something unusual!"
Nasrudin thought and said, "How about two minutes of silence?"
Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasruddin:
Mulla Nasruddin's twenty-fifth wedding anniversary came, and he was going out of his house that day. His wife felt a little peeved, because she was expecting he would do something and he was just moving in a routine way. So she asked, "Nasruddin, have you forgotten what day it is?"
Nasruddin said, "I know."
Then she said, "Then do something unusual!"
Nasrudin thought and said, "How about two minutes of silence?"